Headphones:

Sennheiser HD800
Sennheiser HD660S
Beyerdynamic DT990 Pro

Keyboards:

Leopold FC750R - Cherry MX Silent Reds
Poker 2 - Cherry MX Reds
Fox Labs Time TKL - Vintage Cherry MX Blacks
Ducky Shine 6 - Cherry MX Reds
Logitech G910 Orion Spectrum - Romer G

You've made it this far down into the Steam profile! I salute your determination. The hacker comments are down here somewhere, just keep looking! Surely you will find something to justify your preexisting notions of my legitimacy. Continue hence and find what thou seek. Surely your journey will not be in vain, surely you will not have wasted this much time searching only to discover another dead end... another disappointment in the long line of disappointments that is your life. First your father, the alcoholic, never holding down a job long enough to buy you a good enough PC to play any real games. Then your mother, quietly wasting away in the boredom of the middle lower class, working part time at the diner on the corner of Main and Ashford. The next disappointment was yourself. You thought you had the potential to succeed. You thought you would surpass the lowly accomplishments of your parents. But here you are. Spending all your time losing at a video game. Never taking responsibility for your own shortcomings. Never admitting that maybe, just maybe, you actually aren't any good. Maybe your mother didn't actually love you. Maybe she was just playing the part society wanted her to play, only doing just enough to get by. Maybe your father wasn't an alcoholic because he had self-esteem issues and a lack of mental fortitude. Maybe he was just disappointed in his lot in life. Disappointed in his wife. Disappointed in his son. His son that sits at home on his 5 days off each week playing video games and eating Hot Cheetos. Maybe life isn't full of disappointments. Maybe there's just one disappointment. You.