Recent reviews by Cridge

Kelvin is a beauty

+1

I don’t understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077
It’s just your character’s cyber-optics malfunctioning.

SPACE LEGS!!

Pretty bright concept.

One summer when I was around 8, my family and I went to a family friend's cottage. Beautiful lake with steep rocks on the water's edge. There was a dock leading down to the water and it was the only way in and out of the lake. I was so excited when we arrived, I ran down the dock and jumped right into the water. I swam back to the dock only to find that as I ran down the dock, inadvertently shaking it as I went, I awoke several nests of wolf spiders. They now covered the dock - big ones, small ones - they were everywhere. A few were even in the water and were skittering along the surface. I tried to shoo them away as I climbed back onto the dock and hit one that seem to explode with baby spiders that started up my arm. It was clear, I was going to die. I was terrified, screaming, and have no memory of what happened after. I have never like spiders since that day.

Fast forward 20+ years later, trying out this early access game. I get to the first night and hear a crackling nearby. Not sure what is and not really caring as I'm collecting resources and chopping grass. The crackling is getting louder and faster. It sounds like it is coming right for me, I turn. Giant glowing red eyes, legs that stretch out forever, and a huge hungry body. I shriek and absolutely freeze as it kills me.

11/10 would/will scream in terror like a child again

Got to clobber a zombie head into its chest - 666/10

The tentacles touched me and I liked it
10/10 would be touched again

Spent hours building the perfect balance of resources and accidentally digging into lava. The base temperature rose very quickly....
11/10 would incinerate my dups again

Nice relaxing hybrid between Banished and Factorio