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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 4:02pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 5:33pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2017 @ 5:42pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 5:52pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 4:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 2:49pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2016 @ 5:12pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 7:33pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 3:50pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 11:38am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 11:30am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2017 @ 12:34pm

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2017 @ 2:49pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2019 @ 12:25pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2017 @ 9:42pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2017 @ 5:33pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2016 @ 7:06pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 5:10pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2016 @ 10:24pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2016 @ 11:30pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 4:00pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2016 @ 3:59pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 5:18pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 8:10pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 2:54pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 12:33am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2017 @ 5:24pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:38am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 8:19pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2017 @ 8:17pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 5:40pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 2:50pm



Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!