Woke up on a Monday morning, shaved beard, applied pomade, went to town to get a new horse, took her for a ride to earn bounties, noticed some deers along the way, gave chase, got spotted and mauled nearly to death by a grizzly bear, but somehow managed to kill it, took the skin, bumped into a lost stranger and decided to help him, turned out he stole the newly-bought horse along with the bear skin on its back, left stranded in the middle of nowhere, tried to rob a wagon but got pulled down by the driver, couldn't resist blowing his head off, failed to lasso a witness passing by, looted the driver's corpse, found a rare material, decided to set up campfire to craft stuff, got ambushed by a group of bounty hunters, took a bullet to the head and finally woke up on Tuesday morning.

TL;DR: BEST GAME EVER.