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26.1 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
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play it now
Posted 21 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
63.4 hrs on record (40.7 hrs at review time)
sim, steam, eu recomendo o melhor jogo de mundo aberto ja feito
tudo, TUDO, nesse jogo eh arte pura, esse jogo tem 10 anos, mas a direção de arte carrega ele muito bem, ate hoje ele e um dos jogos mais lindos que ja joguei, todo cenario parece uma pintura de tao lindo, a trilha sonora me da a energia de estar em uma mesa de RPG muito braba e a historia eh INCRIVEL todas as quests principais e secundarias tem um cuidado e carinho enorme e o mapa eh tao incrivel que as vezes eu so paro pra apreciar a paisagem.
POREM, esse jogo tem problemas TECNICOS muito fortes, entenda que, jogar witcher 3 eh aceitar que o Geralt tem a movimentação de uma PEDRA fora de combate, e vc casualmente pode entrar na parede e ficar preso sem querer por uns 20 segundos ate o jogo ter piedade da sua alma e te arremessar pra fora da parede, alem de que a otimizaçao desse jogo, 10 anos depois, bota dark souls 1 no ps3 pra mamar no quesito de ser mal otimizado, meu pc roda a maioria dos jogos modernos(review escrita em 2025) liso 60 fps 1080p de boa, esse jogo peida pra pegar 30 fps constante no LOW, eu sinto pena de quem jogou esse jogo no ps4 no lançamento
fora esses problemas tecnicos que num geral depende do quao fresco voce eh com fps, esse jogo eh arte pura
se vc n jogou, JOGUE, n seja que nem eu que enrolou 3 anos pra jogar essa bença pq o geralt anda que nem pedra
Posted 19 July, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.1 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
this game is hard to talk about
as a souls veteran, i really love AND hate this game at the same time
this game is truly amazing for the most time, but at the same time, it feels like a tired formula trying to reinvent itself, it's a big "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Players got too good at our games, whhat will we do?"
then thhey made bosses have the most ridiculous movesets one could imagine, and even then, most can be made easy if you throw your life away and get good gear.
Posted 5 January, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
esse jogo eh engraçado
Posted 12 December, 2024.
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12.4 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
mama help
the black hedgehog made me cry
Posted 9 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
18.4 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 15 April, 2024. Last edited 9 June, 2024.
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234.7 hrs on record (220.7 hrs at review time)
>2 horas programando
>o codigo da errado
>refaça o codigo inteiro tentando corrigir o bug
>vc colocou um "r" a mais no nome de uma variavel



eu to a 400 hhoras fazendo o meu jogo

nada mudou


thank you game maker studio
Posted 24 March, 2024. Last edited 29 June, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
a great game
but it is a bad port
i non ironically would rather play it on a ps1 emulator, cuz 1: 2013 and no wide-screen?
2: why the backgrounds aren't in HD but the models are? it looks awfull, it breaks my imersion cuz i'm too busy noticing that a full hd 4K model is sitting on a 124p jpg
3: the keyboards controls are terrible, i'm pretty sure i can just rebind the keys, yet, it is just unnaceptable that a game re-released on PC in 2013 have such bad keyboard controls

still, the game itself is amazing but i'd recomend playing the remake or playing it on a emulator
or just thhrow a bunch of mods in it to fix the problems
Posted 6 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
>abra o jogo
>n entenda absolutamente nada do prologo
>tente explorar o mapa
>encontre um cachorro q começa a te perseguir e fuja desesperada
>a noite cai
>fique quietinha num canto morrendo de medo do escuro
>voce nao enxergga absolutamente NADA
>de dia um furry simplesmente surge na sua casa, como? quando? de onde? N sei, porem amei
10/10
Posted 27 February, 2024.
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30.1 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
eu tinhha esse jogo pirata e zerei ele umas 3 ou 4 vezes antes de comprar original




compra o jogo vale a pena
Posted 4 October, 2023.
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