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sharklover5000 was here

you're trash ♥♥♥♥♥♥

17 years on steam just to drop 1 kill in 14 rounds...

dont even bother with this guy
worst player on the game

I entered a competition back in 1995. Had a lot of confidence and felt real sure of myself that the trophy was mine. It was a poopy diaper competition. I had spent 2 weeks and 3 days preparing, filling my diaper and duct taping the leg holes to ensure I won the trophy at the PDC 1995.

Then he walked onto the stage. His name was Laughing Sun. This man had at least 60 pounds of ♥♥♥♥ in his diaper WITH NO DUCT TAPE, NO SUSPENDERS, NOTHING. This diaper was like nothing I had ever seen, spilling with each step but filling again within seconds.

I was disqualified from the competition for the duct tape. My life was ruined.

Every now and then I look at the picture of Laughing Sun, I have it hung above the sofa I sleep on. I stare into his eyes when I go to sleep, and stare into his eyes as I wake.

I will never forget what he has taken from me