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For cash, booze and boobies!

Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Grab and run!

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Damn you, Darwin!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:40pm

Hammered like a boss!

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:38pm

Still on top of the Food Chain!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 5:08pm

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

...Winter for Poland and France!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 5:15pm

Crimson Jihad!

Build a bomb and blow it up!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 8:57am

Coke for ammo!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 8:51am

All mutants must die!

Fight your way through the hatching room.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:00am

Radiation Penis Enlargement

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:27am

Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2014 @ 7:58am

My friend Irwin

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 6:29pm

Cinematic!

Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:58pm

The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD

Find out what the strange voice meant.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 7:34am

Cry, Baby, Cry!

Make a little girl scream!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 7:46pm

All hail to Romero!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:37am

To bones, with love.

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:38am

KATJUSHA!

Sing a proper song for this beauty...
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:11am

History is for p0rn!

Find a vintage adult movie.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 6:57am

HENTAI - PROOF!

Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:18am

GAY-o! It´s OK-o!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 9:23am

SCUBA MASTER

Dive in at least two levels in the game.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:12pm

The holy grail of nerdyness!

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:11am

A spark in the dark!

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 2:05pm

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:30am

The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:27am

Rotten kitty, undead kitty...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:38am

On the wrong side of the jacquerie!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:53am

SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE!

Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 7:33am