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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:18am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 17 May @ 4:24am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:41am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 15 May @ 8:25am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 14 May @ 3:42pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 15 May @ 12:30pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 14 May @ 5:03pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 14 May @ 3:42pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 19 May @ 10:24am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 19 May @ 4:46am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 16 May @ 11:19am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 19 May @ 8:06am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 18 May @ 3:25pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 19 May @ 2:54am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:42am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 May @ 12:45pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 18 May @ 8:05am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:04am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:47am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:24am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:14am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 18 May @ 10:26am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:05am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 18 May @ 3:19pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 19 May @ 3:57am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 19 May @ 6:29am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 19 May @ 6:49am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 19 May @ 8:09am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 18 May @ 3:22am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:00am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:50am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:24am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:29am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:31am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 19 May @ 7:21am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 18 May @ 3:19pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 19 May @ 5:35am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 18 May @ 9:29am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 15 May @ 8:25am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 19 May @ 9:23am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:41am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:33am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:38am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:36am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 19 May @ 11:41am