Recent reviews by Captain Bernard

Friend got this game for me and herself for my birthday. Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 24th for me game is unplayable for both of us due to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mysterious connection issues. If its a server capacity thing they should stop selling the game until it can be gotten under control.

OVERATED PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, RANDOM ASS GUN MECHANICS, RANDOM ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EVERYTHING, I'VE NEVER BE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THEN WHEN I PLAY THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VIDEO GAME IN OTHER THEN DEATH MATCH,CLUCKY OVERATED PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT SHOULD BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIXED IN WITH EVERYBOYD S ♥♥♥ AND FILLED IN A LANDFILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOJAVE DESERT RETARDTED FYUCKING TRASH I ALSMOST SMASHED BY PC 10 TIMES OVER AWFUL AWFIL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL I WILL NEVER PLAY ANOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FPS EVER FUCLIGN AGAIN I RATHER GET TORUTRED BY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNAKE I'D PROBABLY BE INJ LESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ P[AIN AT THE END OF THE DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPICK DEVS AND THERE IDEA OF A FUN GAME WHATS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUN TURNING CORNERS AND SPRAYING PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES GETTING A HEADSHOT AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOWN AWAY LIKE THE ♥♥♥♥ AT HRIOSHIMA? PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEANT FOR P[C MASTER RACE SUBHUMANS THAT SHOULD ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NECK THEMSELVES IM DONE WITH THIS BOGUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS IS THE SATAN OF VIDEO GAMES NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUN JUST HOURS AND HOURS OF GETTING MY ASS HANDED TOO, ME WITH NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RESONABLE EXPLNATION DOG SHIUTHEDPOJWK FWRELKNG FERWLNBGIJRELON'GN