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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 12:50pm

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 1 May, 2017 @ 2:03am

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 12:52pm

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 11:18am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 9:27am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 9:47am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 11:22am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 3:17pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 12:55pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2017 @ 3:41pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:35am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:05pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2017 @ 5:41pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 5:44am

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 1:12pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 10:28am

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 12:58pm

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 12:07pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2017 @ 10:38am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2017 @ 12:53pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:22pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:30pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 4:37am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 5:06pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2017 @ 2:16pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 4:57am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 5:51am

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 5:07am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 5:46am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2017 @ 11:20am

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2017 @ 3:54am