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3 people found this review helpful
81.4 hrs on record (80.6 hrs at review time)
i'm sure you've heard the meme about this game, like "i can't tell you what it's about just play it trust me" - but this is seriously one of the most beautiful games i've ever played. it's almost disingenuous to reveal anything about the game - the beauty lies in discovering things on your own. if you're someone with a penchant for discovery and solving a mystery all on your own, i'm certain this will become one of your favorite games, too.

the music is beautiful, so fitting in every circumstance, the themes, the gameplay, the frustration, the triumph... this is something that will stick with me until i die. i wish i could say more, but i'd feel awful robbing you of the opportunity to learn all you can with your own mind - because in the end, that's all you have. no stats, no levels, no upgrades... it's just you and your mind's eye.

i'd say this is without a doubt my favorite video game of all time, but it's so much more. this is a work of art - and i cannot relate more to those who wish they could forget everything so they could play this game for the first time again.

what a masterpiece.
Posted 6 December, 2022. Last edited 6 December, 2022.
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18 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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2.6 hrs on record
The dialogue feels like it was AI generated, the animations are atrocious, the anatomy is wrong every single time and if you look closely you'll see the colors going outside the lines of the characters. In some cases, half of the genitalia is completely missing or broken beyond belief. I question my sanity looking at the way these characters' spines are contorting in the unlockable sex scenes that have no cohesion with the "plot" (if you can call it that) of this game. I still don't really get what message it's trying to convey.

The levels are incredibly easy - UNTIL LEVEL 29, at which point there is NO indication as to what anything does, and you must rely on insane precision and hopes and prayers that Unity mechanics will force your character to reset itself out of being stuck between two platforms. Not only this, but completion of the game fails to reward you with the last two achievements - "Girl 10" and "#."

The achievements all being letters and punctuation makes me think this game was created solely for them - for someone to use the obnoxious inflated Among Us letters on their profile to spell obscene words in their typeface. The rest of the game was an afterthought, and it shows.

I wouldn't call this game good by any stretch - but it's something people should experience at least once, if not to broaden their appreciation for other titles.
Posted 27 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
26.5 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
amogus ඞ
Posted 7 September, 2020. Last edited 11 February, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
392.6 hrs on record (375.0 hrs at review time)
used to be super fun, but after all the updates it lost its touch
Posted 16 September, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
22 people found this review funny
34.7 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
got killed to death 300 times in a row by a skeleton

11/10 would die again
Posted 11 December, 2015.
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