So after the events of infinity war Thanos returned to his 'garden', that place that was visible in infinity war when he described what he'd do after he finished his work. The remaining Avengers decide to get revenge and take the fight to him. What they didn't expect though: When they arrived on that garden planet, they found Thanos completely nude. He decided to put up his armor as a scarecrow in the garden. He was cheerfully jacking it while watering the plants when the Avengers arrived.

When I saw that scene in the cinema, I must say, I was shocked at the realism of Thanos' computer generated ♥♥♥♥. Honestly, it was unreal. You could see his veins and ♥♥♥♥ on his ♥♥♥♥. It looked so real, I almost thought it was my own - but Thanos' ♥♥♥♥ was huuuge. I mean I am not bad in that department but Thanos is just next level. The length of his ♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. Whetever, lets continue. So then there is a flashback in which Black Panther gave Tony Stark the N-Word pass. After that scene finished, You see the Avengers approaching Thanos who is watering the plants with his ♥♥♥. Tony Stark comes closer, closer, closer and whispers into Thanos' ear. The whole theater was dead silent during this scene. Stark whispers "guacamole ♥♥♥♥♥ penis".

Then Thanos ♥♥♥♥ again, but so much that he and all the Avengers drown in it.

So beware of fake spoilers, because in the end all avengers are dead. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

I'm telling you Stewie2K is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers and a 6 pack of redbull. I asked him what the diapers are for and he said "they are to contain my noobpower so i dont absolutely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then he bhopped out the door!!!!

Stewie2K: plays multiple ♥♥♥♥♥ roles at once, never complains. Simultaneously entries, supports, awps, and igls. Has to throw nades occasionally. Always the first to die, gets infinite amount of hate and blame for Liquid's slump in the later half of 2020. Alpha male, 6’2. Doesn’t constantly post about his girlfriend. High testosterone levels that fuel his aggressive plays.

Trashzz: gets relegated to a support position in the later half of 2020 due to ♥♥♥♥ performance. Still always gets to be in clutch positions where he always fails because of lack of mechanical skill. Gets the same stats as Stew although he plays better roles. Cries that the team ignores his constant whining. Mentally relies on MILF dom gf pegging him. Closeted, secretly fingers himself to the thought of Stew cucking him.

Imagine if this match was being played on stage in front of a crowd. Stew would just shoulder tap YEKINDAR and say “Hey, babe” and yekindar would instantly turn red and start pissing his pants. At the game he’d be aiming at Stew looking away from him and attempt to spray him down before whiffing each bullet with Stew doing an instant 180 and one tapping him.

The game would end 32-5 with the only positive player on the team being Jame with his excessive saving
nimble: yesterday i buy car for my wife, yesterday you still fap at room