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ㅤ* To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
ㅤ* If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “♥♥♥♥” and “syphilis”
ㅤ* An old man takes his two grandchildren to see the new Scooby-Doo film. When he returns home, his wife asks if he enjoyed himself.
"Well", he starts, "if it wasn't for those pesky kids...!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!
fiyah yo