s1nple today at 2:27

Ok so Gordon Freeman woke up after gman told him to rise and shine and he woked up in city 17 but it was semi serious hl2rp ran by vin the furry pedo and everyone was a furry and watned to knot gordon freeman
gordon freeman found a HIV suit and crowbar and beat the furries in the maw with the crowbar. homelander then came and helped gordon after a big fat furry named ######## came and almost killed gordon (like advisor)
and homelander lasered him
then they went to the coastal levels and saw The Peak having sex with the hl2 shark the ichyosaurus and thats all about the peak then they all had gay sex
the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7mkpdGTZg&ab_channel=Tiɘrnan <--- theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSlOCEzRGo&ab_channel=Disturbed <--- backup theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwRBWI-X9Y&ab_channel=Playone <--- for my romanian side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8uMXyxvbKA&ab_channel=LadyGagaVEVO <--- for my gay side