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NOOOOOOOOO DONT REPORT ME!!!

enjoy the racism report

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-rep queues with cheaters, his butt buddy xylo got VAC banned for the 2nd time today. Likely cheating himself.

-rep for his edge lord ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with comments off + enjoy the loss

让我们成为朋友 (≧◡≦) ♡

+rep carried so hard I’m filing a worker’s comp claim.

-rep bot

"stop wasting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time" -joker 2008

Nn

⚠️ LISTEN UP, MERE MORTALS ⚠️
CAIN PALA AND MIKE THE STRONGEST MOST SHREDDED CS2 PLAYERS ALIVE THE BIGGEST MUSCLES THE STRONGEST PCS THE BEST OPSEC THE HOLY TRINITY OF NEGEV GODS WE PRESS FIND MATCH AND THE WHOLE INTERNET TREMBLES STEAM CRASHES VAC RESIGNS OUR PCS RUN INFINITE FPS SEEING BULLETS BEFORE THEY EVEN EXIST OUR VEINS POPPING OUT SO HARD MIRAGE COLLAPSES OUR OPSEC SO ADVANCED THE CIA TAKES NOTES SUN TZU CRIES OUR SMOKES ERASE MEMORIES OUR FLASHES BLIND THE SUN OUR MOLOTOVS BURN THROUGH DIMENSIONS THE NEGEV IN OUR HANDS IS NOT A GUN IT IS DIVINE PUNISHMENT SPRAYS BEND REALITY AND SING SONGS OF FEAR ENEMIES SURRENDER MID ROUND OUT OF RESPECT WE ARE RICH WE ARE STRONG WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE WE ARE THE FINAL BOSSES OF COUNTER STRIKE REMEMBER THE NAMES ME PALA MIKE THE IMMORTAL NEGEV TITANS

I sit upon my throne made of Dorito dust and empty Monster cans, untouched, undefeated. You think crimes against aim are bad? I once got VAC-banned in my sleep for being too handsome. I don’t teabag NPCs—I make the NPCs beg ME for mercy. I am the tutorial boss they warn you about, the lag spike that ruins your clutch, the final form of your Wi-Fi dropping mid-fight. Report me all you want, Celo. I don’t just break the metAI am the meta.

这个傻狗是挂壁，大家一起来草死他的吗

kinda bad at deadlock ngl

what the freak

i hate this guy he called me a g banger and said i eat bricks

- rep racist and deadlock noober

+rep deadlock goat i think

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This guy cant drive, and is a stripper.

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