Reviews about me by my friends

RECOMMENDED by Martin <3
poggers goblin

RECOMMENDED by Damian
Colossal YES

RECOMMENDED by Somboop
nice

RECOMMENDED by Rave
epic bing chilling

RECOMMENDED by Mia
Best at dragging you into fandoms you never considered getting interested in 10/10

RECOMMENDED by Hayden
i want to have ♥♥♥ with garfield

RECOMMENDED by Baguette
The game keeps crashing when I try to play it

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My friends out of context <3

"Warhammer 40k is NOT My Chemical Romance. Stop it." - Dad, 2017

"When I want to see 2 ♥♥♥♥♥ men hugging, I watch ♥♥♥♥ and not this." - Leopold_memse, 2017

"Destroy all russian flags in the library. aaaaaaaaa." - Dad, 2018

"This list is the greatest thing of all time." - Sam, 2018

"Wow, my daughter thinks I'm a heterosexual..." - Rave, 2019

Rave: *wants to send becca a message on steam*
Rave: Becca can I steam you?

Somboop: *makes wind noises*
"Are you the Fortnite Storm?"

"I'm rubbing my belly with my mouse..." - Somboop, 2019

"It always comes back to the fisting gif..." - Somboop, 2020

"I am the Robin Hood of nudes." - Tom, 2020

"I wanna wrestle with Jimmy. He wants to come out of my ass. Is that what you're gonna write? This is really cursed." - Dad, 2020

"I'm gonna try to get cancer. Is there a cancer challenge?" - Somboop, 2021

"Pyramid Head...very good if you're into shapes." - David, 2022

"you don't know how beards work, i don't know how tampons work. we are not the same." - Damian, 2022



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