Recent reviews by CearaNade

This game is like the opposite of riding a bike, I mean, yeah, you're trying to go one direction, but you keep getting pushed off, not by a bully or anything but yourself, like you're trying to ride a bike while crippled and also on a treadmill, but you're a dude in a pot who just wants to get high, pun intended, so if you like falling off of stuff repeatedly and possibly getting injured from banging your head against a wall for 30 minutes because you thought you could get better at a game with purposely bad controls then this is the perfect rage game for you, also if you noticed none of these lines are a complete sentence, there's no periods because you cant take your time with this game, you can but the longer you think about each obstacle the harder you make it, keep trekking forward, don't stop, or you will fall

That one game where you hit a ball at your friends to turn their characters into souless husks, void of all life, floating in the air, and then you yeet them with the throw button. That's right. In Ball Bois 420 Blaze, you can throw not only the ball but the corpses of your friends who thought, "That ball ain't goin' that fast".

Candyman/Candyman, would slide through walls again.

this game sucks ass its too expensive buy it while you can while its on sale otherwise you will regret not buying it because its secretly the best game ever also never buy starter edition because that would be more of a ripoff than buying complete edition for you and a friend

BMG: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE SIG SPAM SIR?
Me: nty
BMG: WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY 50 DOLLARS FOR ENOUGH MAMMOTH COINS TO OPEN AN ENTIRE CHEST WITH A TOTAL OF 18 SKINS 3 OF WHICH ARE EXCLUSIVE?
Me: yes, but I don't want to spend all that money *buys over $250 dollars worth of mammoth coins*
BMG: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT WE WILL NOW MAKE MORE SKINS FOR YOU TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON

10/10 totally had a conversation with BMG about microtransactions

(PS: plz halp)

Pros:
+ Sick car in real life is now in video game
+ Hitbox is great
+ Drifting
+ No decal or wheel restrictions (complete customization)
+ Released a day early
+ Released on my birthday
+ Released on 10/10
+ 10/10

Cons:
- Paul Walker not included RIP :(
- Can't make the design of the car from the movie because of primary color restrictions