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Furthermore, if Woody is Jesus, then that would make Sid the symbol of Satan. So the scene where Sid lights Woody on fire on the barbecue is an accurate representation of how Hell conquers Heaven. The scene must depict a time in the near future where people believe that God has abandoned them, turning instead to Satan and creating a large satanic religion based upon the seven deadly sins. When this happens, the most likely two countries to get destroyed first are either America or China - Americas ISIS group would dominate, mass murdering many people, including inevitably Tom Hanks, voice actor of Woody who opposes their religion, therefore killing Jesus and possibly God.

Now that I think about it, if Jesus was australian then that means he most likely was killed by a venomous snake or spider, which therefore means that he was not nailed to the cross. That means that the Christian depiction of the crucifix is wrong, making the religion irrelevant. This means that the true religion is Woody who iterated that he ‘ha[d] a snake in [his] boot’ - because Woody said this it has to mean that Woody = Jesus

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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