Recent reviews by Catbumsy

Dost mine eyes deceive me? Hath I wandered astray?
Years upon years hath passed, and yet mine own soul groweth frail, whilst thy ancient relic endureth, ever-changing, ever-reaching, soaring to realms unknown of modernity. Mine knees are weak. So lowly am I, so besmirched by filth, none can cleanse this vessel of wretchedness. And yet, thy holy martyr of light, Concerned Ape, whose true holy name is too resplendent for mine humble lips to utter, doth shine as a beacon to all...
He is one, he is he.
Man across our meager lands only dareth dream to hold a candle to thee radiant flame. Mine head bows in reverence to pray, every morrow this meek servant treads the blessed land of Stardew.
Doth knows true joy. Doth knows the lasting truth of life. Lastly, doth lives thee life fair and true. Thy body serves as a vessel to spread the good word, ny, the true word. Those whoth welcome thee Valley of Stardew into their tattered souls, find retribution far beyond the hollow promises of any false idol. Aye, the ultimate, eternal embrace, to all thee lost souls.

Relationship with March from FoM OVER!!!! New husband Mr. Crawling FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

I'm so down bad for March I can't even BREATHE. 10/10, MY GOTY. I have to hurt myself to not play this to hell and back before it gets more updates. I WILL WAIT FOR MY MARCH <3

Rheck hn shtewn ahn yer nevhr alewn! RHEOK SYOLED! Dheid ey huer eh rehkc hn shtewn?? RHEEK EN REWL EN STYON! RHOK OHN! Yue rwak me loik ah stewn! GRRRROOCK *burrp* AHHHN *buurrp* STAAHON. ....SHTOWN!
ROCK ROCK ROCK AND ROLL! ROAWHCK ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND STOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I really enjoy dinkin' everywhere. It's been a long time since I've felt the dink , so when I saw this DINKUM I was ON. It's like a mixing pot of stardew valley n' animal crossing. You've got me dinked up, that's my favorite time wasting activities. You best believe I'm trading limited hours of my life to dink up John in his cute lil' shop and sit with Fletch on a bench. Dink dank donk.

I can confidently say in my gaming career I have never found a game that has brought me such inner peace, prosperity, and bliss. I don't even really want to play this game with friends, I am so immersed in my viking life that nothing else really matters to me once I adopt the name "Bjornie". When I play this game, I feel as if I'm taken back to the times of adolescence, without the beatings, but the time where I could just feel as if I've escaped and have made it to my Valhalla. And I know it's not just me, I see many other similar stories among fans. Valheim is a very simple viking game, with simple mechanics, and simple life of having to fight increasingly difficult enemies. But if I so simply desired, I could just work on my simple farm and homestead for simply as long as I simply can sit at the computer. I am simply happy once again, thanks to Valheim.

This has really motivated me to get off my fat tush during this quarantine time, and I'm slowly but surely reaching dummy thicc status. My legs are going to be watermelon crushers by the time I get a job again. Would really love to see more updates ♥

One of my first games I bought on steam, yearsss ago. Never let me down, all time best, love it, will have a copy in my coffin. Everything's great about it, something for everyone, absolute god tier. I love this game I hope I will be surrounded by copies of it in my grave.

This game fulfills my desire to grind, and man do I need a game that is hard, long, and satisfying to grind my cheeks on. 10/10, the future updates make me moist.

Ahh, I wish therewas a "Neutral" option on Steam, I can't say I recommend this game because of what it's become, but it hurts my heart to say no as well.

I remember coming home after school everyday so flippin' excited to play this with my skype buddies. Before it came to steam, when it was still in browser. I remember always getting stomach aches from laughing so hard cause I named my character "A bus full of kids" so when someone killed me it would say "Dipdoodle killed A bus full of kids". I remember my favorite map was Hallway cause I always spent the 64 hour match taking out chunks of the wall just to see it collapse and lag. I remember tunneling to the other side made me tense and gave me chills, cause if you made the wrong noise the enemy would know you're under them. I remember when I first heard it was moving to Steam, I was so excited and thought it would be so good for the game and community.

Just, I really miss the good times with this game, and I'm sad it and the community died like this. Yeah you can probably go find the old version somewhere on the internet, but it'll never be the same really. It's changed, and you'll really just have to play it for yourself to see if you enjoy it. Everyone's different, I'm just a booty.