让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

yes dear....

get me another beer.

she beats me with beer bottles

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

she shot me dead in the streets of chicago a decade ago but i got better

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

我在玩我的球和狗屎

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

让我们成为朋友 (´• ω •`)

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└📁Program Files (x86)
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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁PEAK
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Kneecaps
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📁USB (D:)
└📁很棒的蔬菜
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Konichiwa dear potential waifu sama, gomen nasai for disturbing you, I'm kinda of a baka. My shinzou started beating really hard when I saw you, your clothes are really sugoi and you're so kawaii. Can I get your number to plan a ramen date? I will tatakae for your kokoro desu✨

Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room….
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room….
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a room….
A rubber room.
A rubber room with rats.
They put me in a rubber room with rubber rats.
Rubber rats? I hate rubber rats.
They make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once.

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you

You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that i've lost dozens of liters of my future child because of a mere fantasy character. It's funny how even real girls don't turn me on like Cecega. I have killed millions of my future descendants with the thought of having intercourse with an anime character, a character formed by human thought. I have NO regrets AT ALL. She is the embodiment of literal perfection. I can assure you all that i will continue to fantasize about her. Do you think the fact that she's not real is actually the biggest obstacle for me? No. I've been practicing lucid dreaming and astral projection to fuse between the human world and the anime dimension to finally meet her. We went to McDonalds during my recent cross-dimensional trip, but sadly i had to woke up and went to my minimum wage job. Currently, i'm designing a tulpa to bring her to the human world. Cecega may not be real to you, but soon she will be there for me alone.

So start off she said she didn't want me watch porn she thinks it makes her stoopid (Useless)🖕🖕🖕 and now i watched porn🍆🍆🍆 she asked did i want porn i said yes she cried.😭😭😭 And now she's threatening to kill me,🔪🔪🔪 i don't what to do i tried having sex with her but she refused but brought out the knife and now I'm scared.😨😱😱😨😱😨😱😱

Update: last night while i Was sleeping i saw her standing right next to me in bed and then she cut off my Little cucumber 🥒🥒🥒 and now it hurts 😭😭😭😭 help me guys 😫😫😫😫 i will die it's hurting 🥴🥴🥴please i again tried having sex with her but i forgot I had no wiener 🥲🥲🥲 please help.

i now cry 😭😭😭

the phrase "its just a game" is such a weak mindset, you're okay with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. when you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice.

Haha funny accent

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!! we were having sex (Garrys Mod) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out cockGIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP