Just shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If we were in an alternative timeline, I would’ve already punched you in your stupid blabbering face. You’re such a moron that just being around you makes me feel sick. I can actually FEEL my IQ dropping at an alarming rate. Your incessant rambles make my ears bleed. Just sensing your presence is enough to make me start stuttering. AND SEEING YOU. Seeing you is just the trigger I need to feel an aneurysm forming in my brain, and frankly, dying of an aneurysm or stroke is preferable to speaking a single word to you. It’s better than being in a 10 mile radius from you. FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE, IT’S BETTER THAN BEING ON THE SAME PLANET AS YOU. You are a pathetic waste of air. You make trees die, just from them taking in the same waste that you, specifically you, breathe out. You’re the cause for global warming. You’re the reason there are birth defects. You, are such a toxic being, with a level of stupidity that could rival a negative on the IQ scale. You’re dumber than a rock. You’re more dense than a black hole. You’re such a fat, lazy dumb piece of ♥♥♥♥ that the Earth’s orbit is altered every time you and your clumsy ass fall over. You are the cause for Hitler. If I had to compare you to anyone, it would have to be Sloth for your looks and your personality is non-existent. There is nothing redeemable about you. Every characteristic of yours is negative. Your about as charming as a rock. You’re such a waste of space, that the military cordons off areas for you to exist in. This is due to the military not wanting anyone to come in contact with you, for fear of you infecting others with the vast void between your ears. You look like someone who has been thrown down the stairs, stomped on, then had botched plastic surgery. You are so hideous that it actually physically hurts my eyes to look at you for too long. Cameras that have taken pictures of you actually burst into flames, because they don’t want anything to do with you. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you, actually, EVERYONE hates you with such a burning passion, it could rival the sun. The sun actually tries to avert itself from your vicinity, which would explain your pasty complexion. You’re so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filthy that you give Garbage Collectors anywhere near you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart-attack. They fear your disgust. You remind me of that scene from Spongebob where Patrick reveals his hands, you’re that detestable. In order for a normal human, something which you are not, to get anywhere near as disgusting as you, they would have to roll in refuse for all their lives, and even then, they couldn’t rival you. Your sense of humor is so dry it rivals Death Valley. You know, that place where no vegetation can grow, due to the sheer toxicity of the water, and the saltiness of it. Your sense of humor is like that. If anyone, especially myself hear another of your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes, they’d probably look for the nearest spike to stab in our temples. That’s how bad your humor is. Now shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.