He looked at the truck. He looked at me. I said ‘Ok, go for it’ and as weak as he was, he pulled me over to the truck. Hopped up into the passenger side and checked the whole thing out, tail wagging. Got out and got inspect all 4 tires. For his last hurrah, my sweet, goofy boy finally caught his UPS truck.”

it short because he got very sick while at the kennel. We took him to his vet and learned that he had a very aggressive form of lung cancer (he had no symptoms until he was at the kennel. Had just been to the vet a few months prior). We had to euthanize him that day. He was that bad off. It was truly one of the most unexpected depressing events of my life. I took him outside for his final walk. Right across from the vet’s office was a Wendy’s (fast food restaurant). As I was walking him, and crying over how frail and sick he seemed, a UPS truck pulled right up to us. The driver jumped out to grab his lunch. Well…you know how they leave the doors open on those trucks? He perked up.

Growing up we had the best dog ever. He was half English Bulldog and just the funniest guy with amazing comedic timing. He didn’t look like an English bully at all though. He looked like a pitbull, at the height of pitbull fear in the 90’s. Like many Bulldogs, he was fascinated by wheels. He loved to attack skateboard wheels, big wheels, etc. One of his favorite things was when the UPS truck would stop on our street. It got to the point that he would hear it coming and wait at the window. He got out once and chased one, but we caught him before he caught the truck. For 10 years, the UPS truck was his love and his nemesis. Anyway… We were on a family vacation and had to cut

1,2,3,1,2,3,4 how many

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It's really crazy how this guy keeps getting away with it. I've seen him running around at night with a funny little hat on screaming about how much he really likes the Heinz beans and sausages and hates the sausages. One of his more famous lines goes "I make mummy pick the sausages out of my beans and sausages" when asked why he doesn't just take the Heinz beans instead he falls into a trance-like fit of rage, assaulting anything he can get his hands on and gurgling like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniac who only found out how swirl mouthwash. Once he broke a child's collarbone in two like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of plastic. Honestly, I don't understand how this weird ♥♥♥♥ isn't in the nuthouse yet, he really freaks me out, bro.