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Spooky Ghosts.

It says I'm offline, but I am actually online, and I can see you. I believe I have turned into a ghost.

Wah!

This is why you should read Part 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YuUNlITkOg

Hetalia: Paint It White! Bloopers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aVgjvQKW1g

I show him dis video!

They are ascending to a greater power: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQ_ZozZIio

Being a German forklift driver is really hard work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

I have spent a total of $5561.17 during my entire Steam lifetime. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :Y

During the great war, the U.K. had a program where if men that came from the same town enlisted together they could fight side-by-side :Y

The Medic is from Bavaria :Y

During WWII, a small U.S. force under command of Capt. Jack Lee went to free a French castle full of prisoners, they were assisted by anti-Nazi members of the Wehrmacht against the SS Guards. This was the only time in history where the U.S. fought alongside the Wehrmacht :Y

The population of Iceland is only around 300,000. And the population of Greenland is only around 55,000 :Y

There was Jewish plot for revenge for the Holocaust, they planned to poison the water supply of many German cities such as Berlin, Munich, and Hamburg, which would would end up in around 6 million deaths. The plot was foiled by British police while the poison was in transit :Y

The leader of the Japanese Socialist Party in 1960 was assassinated during a televised debate, with a katana :Y

In WWI, the Germans said the U.S. was committing war crimes because the Model 1897 Shotgun was too effective in clearing trenches :Y

May is national masturbation month, get to work friend. ;Y

This guy was kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too handsome: http://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/BIorZEPCcAEhZZe.jpg :Y

Saint Patrick was English, not Irish. *Middle fingers*

Nazis having fun: http://imgur.com/a/QQr4k

The Queen of England watchs Dr.Who :Y

Random fact: The greatest sniper that ever lived was Finnish, and got 505 kills in the Winter War. His nickname was "White Death" and he acquired all the kills in less then 100 days. He was almost killed when a Soviet soldier shot a bullet into his jaw and went through his head, he regained consciousness the day peace was declared. He was promoted from Coporal to Second Lieutenant, no one has ever gained rank so quickly in the Finnish military since. :Y

Random fact: During WWII a Canadian soldier singlehandedly captured 93 Nazis in the Netherlands. He later singlehandedly took over the town of Zwolle from the Germans, he was blind in one eye. His name was Leo Major. :Y

Random fact: If it wasnt for a very convenient typhoon near a harbor of Japan, the Mongols probably would have taken over Japan. :Y

Moving in Japan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LakMmxg_sQg

Random fact: (Modern times) A Japanese pilot named Kohei Asoh landed an airliner in San Francisco Bay. When asked why, he said "Asoh ♥♥♥♥ up". :Y

Random fact: In Japan, High School girls are walking billboards. They get paid to have advertising stickers on their thighs while they were a skirt or a short dress and just go on with their life. :Y

South Korea is now working on nuclear weapons. :Y

Random fact: A Japanese man had a woman living in his closet for months before he found out. :Y

Random fact: North Korea ran a propaganda campaign called "Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle" :Y

Random fact: Martin Luther King was a republican. :Y

Random fact: Japan held a charity event for aids in which you would pay to squeeze a womens breasts. :Y

Random fact: There is a city in Turkey called BATMAN. :Y

Random fact: You can fool a Norwegian vending machine by using a Syrian coin, which is about 18 times less the value. :Y

Random fact: In Denmark, there was once a tax for being fat. :Y

Random fact: A Tsukumogami, a Japanese form of yokai/monster, is believed to be an object that has reached 100 years of existence and is made self-aware. :Y

Random fact: A Croation Faschist group (Look for Croatia on the map, under Hungary) in WWII used primitive methods of torture/execution like cutting of womens breasts, impalement, sawing of limbs, etc. They were an Axis puppet country and the Nazi's themselves were sickened at the Croations methods. :Y

Random fact: As a female in North Korea, these are all your options for a state sanctioned haircut: http://i.imgur.com/9o2ltfT.jpg :Y

Random fact: On Svalbard (A small island place belonging to Norway), if you go outside the main settlement, you are required to maintain a rifle at all times to protect yourself from polar bear attacks. :Y

Random fact: One of Switzerlands main defense plans is to blow up every access way into the country at once. :Y

Random fact: The term "Just Joshing you" is a reference to Josh Tatum, a man who, in 1883 took newly minted nickels and plated them with fake gold to make them appear as a new $5.00 coin. He would then buy items that cost about a nickel, and receive $4.95 in change, gathering quite a fortune. :Y

Random fact: Fanta was made in Nazi Germany because they couldnt import Coke. :Y

Random fact: North Korea has an embassy in the U.K. and its just a normal suburban house with the North Korean flag. :Y

Random fact: Finland along with Denmark, were 2 of the least corrupt countrys of 2012. :Y

Random fact: They are making ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robots. :Y

Random fact: A Korean Admiral used only 13 ships to defeat a Japanese fleet of 130 ships, he won. Sun-Tzu of the sea. :Y

Random fact: Russians sing the Spongebob-Squarepants opening song while marching. :Y

Random fact: In South Korea, China, and Japan, internet is free. :Y

Random fact: Dolphins have nasal sex. :Y