Manito Carlos.gomes's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:39pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:31pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2016 @ 2:15pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:03pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2016 @ 8:39am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 9:02am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 9:05am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:31am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:06am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:53am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2016 @ 10:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 1:57pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:14am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 8:56am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 6:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2019 @ 10:28am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 10:40am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 9:01am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2016 @ 10:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:33pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 24 Feb, 2016 @ 9:19am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:13am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 8 Mar, 2017 @ 8:39am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 5:28am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:39am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 17 Feb, 2016 @ 10:09am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 9:01am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:58am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 12:04pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:57am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:37pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 18 Feb, 2016 @ 6:44am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2016 @ 11:20am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 8:03am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 8:14am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2018 @ 12:54pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 7:33am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 6:53am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 11:54am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2016 @ 5:44pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 8:25am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 10:15am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 12:12pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 9:10am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 2:09pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 29 Feb, 2016 @ 11:17am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2017 @ 10:23am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 6 Mar, 2017 @ 6:52am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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