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Super fun game, especially with friends. The basic controls are easy to pick up, but learning how to play without sucking a lot is tough.

my horse has more regular bowel movements than i do

~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90-year-old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
✅ Easy to play, Hard to master
🔲 Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don’t matter in this game
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
✅ Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful

~ STORY ~

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Like playing Temple Runners for the story
✅ It's there for the people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Epic story
🔲 Imagine Kingdom Hearts but on crack

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲 Short (2 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15-50 hours)
🔲 Long (50-90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90-110 hours)
✅ No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive in a good way
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
✅ The kind of fun you’ll remember
🔲 Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
✅ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for a sale
✅ Yes

~ MISC. ~
🔲 Bring your A-game or get destroyed
🔲 There's nothing like it
🔲 Fun only with friends
🔲 Check the player count online before you buy

best 4 hours of my life

once these mfs fix their game it's worth the $20 i paid
1st revision im an idiot
2st revision: it's still not worth the $20 i paid
3nd revision: im still an idiot
4rd revision: the game is now worth at least $30
5th revision: it's actually pretty okay, but it's missing the map destruction like BF4 or BF:BC2

im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible at this game and yet it's fun

5rd revision of review


This game is fricking sick, though it has it's (occasional-don't-worry-about-it) performance issues. I have a GeoBook 240 ($400 laptop) and I can assure you, it is not up to par for what you need to enjoy the game fully, but it runs. I now have a AMD Ryzen 3 3200G 4-Core, 16 GB DDR4 RAM, and a AMD Radeon RX 570. This game runs, and it runs good. Very good. Arma 3 might have been released in 2013, but it seriously holds up today, thanks in whole to the community. Mods are the lifeblood of this game, keeping your options varied and open no matter how you want to play. Want to blow stuff up on an epic WW3 battlefield? Yes. Or perhaps you want to infiltrate a compound with night vision goggles, helicopter insert, "operator" gear and all? Yes. What if you like playing barbie with hundreds of different guns, uniforms, and armors? Especially yes. A concerning amount of yes on that one. Screw it, want to be on the moon and fight aliens in giant mechs while the force of God himself is being rained on your enemies? Yes. Just make sure you have a nice amount of storage space. Get something above 256gb if you don't want to dedicate your PC to Arma 3, a worthwhile but limiting endeavor. Loners and Co-Op types alike, this game is also for you. You can kick amse as a solo operator or participate in a death charge towards enemy positions with dozens (perhaps hundreds don't quote me) of other real players. SHOULD YOU NEED ANY MORE CONVINCING READ THE FIRST SENTENCE. Thank you for reading.

292 hours of ARMA since I last touched this review. Game is still based. Buy. Bye.

Just recently hit 1000 hours in Arma 3, figured I'd give the ol' review an update. I love this game just as much if not more than before. <3

This game is worth it. Just don't play DarkRP. Go play with friends in Sandbox. Go find them if you don't have any. You'll find someone that likes you eventually.