hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

MORNIN BORTHER
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES

You’re at Magfest. Outside smoking a cigarette. This guy walks up, blows the fattest vape cloud you’ve ever seen and says “hey, you know vaping is so much better” he pulls out a flask and says “it’s fireball and mead, you want some?” You politely decline and continue smoking your cigarette, not saying a word. He continues “so yeah, my names Sephisourous, I’m a daddy dom, I decided to let my kitten out on here own today. I’m just chillin. Might hit up the smash bros tournament later if my signs say it’s right. Are you on FetLife?”

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Story time sisters 💅👠💄so basically I was in class👺 listening to billie eilish👽👾😻 and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud😳😳 so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it💃💃💃 and they were like slayyyyy sisterrr 😜😫and i was gonna say something back 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️when a boy💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ approached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe🤢why don’t you listed to xxtentacion😳?” and i was SHOOK😡😡 and completely flipped the F OUT😡😡i said “🤬🤬you dumb ignorant MALE bill elliot saved my life🙏🤲 i was cutting myself🗡 for my DEPRESSION 🖕since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella 😭😭and a pentagram🔥 formed on the ground😳😳😳 and billie rose up from😍🤗 it and she said “put your faith in allah🕋 for he is the most merciful ”

ya motha