captDerry
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🌪️Full-time procrastinator, part-time comedian🎭
🔥Putting the 'pro' in procrastination since... well, I'll figure that out later.⏰
🎉Life's too short to take seriously, so here I am, making questionable life choices and laughing along the way.😄
🍕Pizza enthusiast, Netflix binger, and occasional shower singer🚿🎤
📚Professional expert in avoiding adult responsibilities. If you need tips on procrastinating like a champ, hit me up!💪
💡Searching for the ultimate punchline and the perfect cup of coffee. If you know any, let's grab a laugh (or caffeine fix) together!☕️
🌍Embracing the chaotic beauty of life, one laugh at a time. Stay tuned for random musings, puns, and embarrassing anecdotes!😅
✨Join me on this epic quest to find the meaning of life... or at least find the remote control.📺
🌟 Humor is my superpower, and sarcasm is my sidekick. Prepare for a wild ride of laughter and clever wordplay!💥
🎭Let's create comedic chaos together! Follow me if you enjoy laughing, awkward moments, and a sprinkle of dad jokes.🌈
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mint 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:04pm 
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wolf 24 Sep, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
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Meep 19 Aug, 2017 @ 10:19pm 
Hi, thanks for reading. I am in need of a girlfriend (GF) (female). To prove my commitment and convictions I have given up jackin it, I am now on 19 days. This is to prove how serious I am. Now I shall list the reasons why I deserve to have a GF.

1) I am very smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I also know a lot about philosophy and have even written some of my own writings on the matter of existentialism.
2) I'm very handsome and fit, because I don't eat junkfood and get proper sleep. I respect my body and I will respect yours as well!
3) I am rich because the government gives me money for being autistic, this is also why I have trouble making friends and having a GF
4) I do NOT watch porn. As of May 26, 2016 I have given up watching porn. I would rather jack it to pictures of you, or thinking of you. But I would prefer to have s_x.
Because I am a traditional Eastern Orthodox Catholic, I believe intercourse is only for producing life. So I hope your ready to be a mommy!
mint 6 Oct, 2016 @ 12:39am 
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TenTen 8 Jul, 2015 @ 4:05am 
really awful trader, spammed chat with memes for a good 10 minutes before finally accepting my trade request. then he tried to scam me by pretending a TF2 knife was a CSGO knife, and when i confronted him about it he kept typing "ITS JUST A MEME BRO" and "ITS A MEME YOU DIP" over and over. unsurprisingly, the trade never ended up happening.
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