Jeff Bezos was here +rep gud guy

Free Jokes!

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ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or ♥♥♥♥♥?
ㅤ* I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*