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Zap Girl 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:46pm 
"Did you pretend to be a ghost hunter?"
"I'm not pretending."
Gasoline 27 Mar, 2016 @ 3:23pm 
"I'm a cool guy, I play videogames"
Zap Girl 28 May, 2015 @ 2:29pm 
"Damn you for making me google 'twilight animatronic baby'."
Zap Girl 21 Nov, 2014 @ 10:53am 
"These are like drive-by hauntings."
Zeo 27 Dec, 2012 @ 3:49pm 
Why yes, this is a comment. Testicles.
Audish 27 Dec, 2012 @ 12:40pm 
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring OBAMAPHONE
rocketship 14 Jul, 2012 @ 1:25pm 
www.cakefarts.com
Gasoline 13 Jul, 2012 @ 9:28am 
This is me adding a comment. Oh my, achievements.
The HiGHDOLM@STER 10 Jun, 2012 @ 7:37pm 
Captain Swing once shot a man just because he forgot to flip the safety on his gun. After that we had Captain Swing go through firearm safety classes again. This is a true story.
V 25 May, 2012 @ 4:44pm 
Captain Swing is my own, personal, online Saint Peter.
Pez 27 Feb, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
Thanks for unleashing your load of coupons into my eager face.
Captain Funky 2 Jul, 2011 @ 4:27pm 
Wait, what?!
ookie 2 Jul, 2011 @ 11:26am 
The man who ain't got time to bleed.