Au: "the frick kinda tea you drinin'"
Ian: BONELESS
Jell: Yeah... thats why i barely passed chemistry.
Tan: can you talk about your uhhh.. this stuff later... thx
Me: How do you plan to get cat pis?
Ros:I have like an uncle
Irie:Iwouldliketothank my friends
and Jesus and Mao Zedong
Evi: what they don't tell you is that those endorphins are not as fun as meth

Well the government is not only hiding the aliens but also the technology needed to travel to space. The aliens actually gave us this tech willingly after seeing the complete collection of friends and realizing our sense of humor is too precious to be kept on one planet. Now the final episode came out on May 6, 2004. What else happened on my 6 2004? Barney Kessel, an "American jazz guitarist" died of a brain tumor. The thing is he was really a key member of an organization trying to help aliens make contact with Earth called The wrecking crew. So when the aliens attempted to make contact, Kessel was the third to know. He decided that the best course of action would be to call The president (At the time George W. Bush) but died from his brain tumor on the phone. This led the president to think the aliens had killed him and when the time came for the president to meet with the aliens 3 days later, he had prepared a trap. Unfortunately he did not expect that the aliens were kind and only wanted to connect us with the galaxy. But it was too late trap and meeting were held in what other place than, you guessed it, AREA 51. The meeting seemed to go smoothly, too smoothly. Bush decided to spring the trap and captured the aliens. The aliens were appalled at this disrespect had only a enough time to relay a short message to their mother ship, "MERGLET FLETGTLLLED!" what can only be translated to, "WE HAVE BEEN CAPTURED!". Since then the aliens have been slowly introducing their tech to large corporations who only cared about the bottom line. Key suspects being Apple ,Facebook, and Microsoft. Tech was introduced until they introduced memes. Through memes they have been able to influence the younger generation. Now as you can see in this video the aliens have planned a storming on AREA 51 through memes and are looking to take back their friends. This is what the government is hiding.