I don't know how to tell you this, but I think I have a problem. I done broke my chair 4 times because I like food time too much. You know what I mean? Food time is the best time of the day. It's when I get to enjoy all the delicious things that make me happy. Like pizza, burgers, fries, ice cream, cake, cookies, you name it. I don't care about calories or nutrition or health. I just care about taste and satisfaction. But the problem is, my chair doesn't agree with me. It keeps collapsing under my weight every time I sit on it. And it's not a cheap chair either. It's supposed to be sturdy and durable and comfortable. But it can't handle me when it's food time. So I have to keep buying new chairs or fixing the old ones. And that costs money and time and effort. And it's embarrassing too. Imagine having guests over and they see your broken chair or hear it crack when you sit on it. How would you explain that?

Everything is fate . Ex wife will divorce me when billions of years ago when big bang happens

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Mande o Patrick dos brothers para qm eh brother , se não mandar para 5 pessoas , vc ñ é brother .

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