A long time ago, there was a happy little cactus. He played with the other plants for days and days, but on one of those days, the blades of the devil came. It had sliced all of his friends apart and the remains were swept into a bag. The cactus swore an oath to himself that he will grow strong enough to defeat the blades. He began training very hard under the guidance of Cheese Lord Bacon ♥♥♥♥. For many months his skill improved little by little until the master though he was ready. When the cactus arrived at the place where all this madness unfolded, the blades of the devil awaited him. It took three seconds before a glorius battle happened where in the end the blades of the devil won because he is a lawnmower.

The end