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𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥!
⠀⠀⠀𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺!
ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜱᴘᴇʀᴏᴜꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀ!
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/XboxLive/Steam/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did
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ᴍᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟᴏᴜꜱ ᴍᴀʏ!
𝓐 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵.
♡ 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩 ♡
C O C K
If I could make you see
If there's been a fool around
It's got to be me
Yes, it's got to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSAnf2Z3XW4
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅''