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did you know?! If you take a fat ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am int he Burger King Bathroom and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

This guy is so awesome he is in my PreCalc class he is so awesome

So basically, I bought a bag of Takis and ate them in less than 5 minutes, and then I drank an entire liter of Pepsi in one minute flat. So flash forward 30 minutes and my stomach begins to hurt. So I run to my bathroom and drop my pants in lighting speed, and less than a millesecond after, I completly let out a massive shotgun blast of a ♥♥♥♥. I ♥♥♥♥ you not, if I had been any slower with dropping my pants, they would have been full of red, putrid smelling ♥♥♥♥. I then spent over an hour on the toilet, crappping what felt like my soul out of my ass, and when I thought that I finished, I weent to wipe my ass, and then I accidentally ♥♥♥♥ on my hand. So that pretty much the story of gross ♥♥♥♥ once.

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Happy birthday

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

future hous is pretty good

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+rep. Thanks for trade