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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 3:13am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 3:18am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 5:18am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 6:26am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 5:15am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2013 @ 10:45am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 2:34am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 2:33am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 3:08am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 6:40am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2015 @ 2:28am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 4:22am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2013 @ 10:54am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 3:14am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2013 @ 9:08am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2013 @ 5:15am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2013 @ 10:37am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,131 / 10,000

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
27,428 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
8,473 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,605 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.