Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của camXmile

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 5:02pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:34pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 6:51pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:58pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:58pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2014 @ 8:52am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 6:40pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 5:29pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:47pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 6:32pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2014 @ 8:12am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:31am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2014 @ 2:17am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2014 @ 2:47am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2014 @ 8:10pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 12:48pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 2:49pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2014 @ 2:48am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 11:55am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 12:51pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2013 @ 2:44pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg01, 2014 @ 7:21am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 6:25pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2014 @ 7:15pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2014 @ 8:23pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:32pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:02pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2014 @ 10:26pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:25pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 6:17pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2014 @ 8:58am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:28pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:28pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Mở khóa vào 10 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:32pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2014 @ 2:18am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 12:03pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 6:51pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 6:52pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 6:51pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 8 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:02am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:28pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:09pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 6:33pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 12:09pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:12pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 3:42pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 19 Thg12, 2013 @ 5:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 30 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:31pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 11:12am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:12pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 3:56pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:11pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:27pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2014 @ 1:06am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg01, 2014 @ 4:23pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 4:29pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:04pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2014 @ 9:13pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:56pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 3:14pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg01, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg01, 2014 @ 11:04pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg12, 2013 @ 11:55am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 9 Thg01, 2014 @ 2:18am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg05, 2016 @ 9:44am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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