Recent reviews by camXmile

Be a wise ruler or a savage dictator on a lovely Caribbean island. Build hotels, bars and disco clubs with barely dressed dancers entertaining tourists from all over the world, or mines and farms with terrible working conditions. Listen to nice relaxing music. But don't get too comfortable as the rebels want you dead regardless of your policies.

CS2 Year 2 review. Community is full of racist, toxic teammates, griefers, farmers, useless no skill players and blatant cheaters. Most of CS:GO maps and modes are still gone. de_train is back but you need a supercomputer to run it smooth, map layout, wall graffities and other design elements and color palette are worse than CS:GO and even CS:Source version. No destructible objects whatsoever, not even light bulbs. But it's still possible to get some amusement out of it.
CS2 Day 1 review. The game that was played and loved by many for many years was treacherously deleted and replaced with pale and clunky imposter. RIP CS:GO 2012-2023. Also, calling this game CS 5 or CS 6 would be more appropriate considering previous major releases.
CS:GO review. With matchmaking they made it easy to play the game the way it's supposed to be played - in a competitive 5v5. There's also a lot of casual modes, like deathmatch and battle royale. That had noticeably improved the game. Anti-cheat is doing its job reasonably well. And well-thought microtransactions implementation sealed the success.

Simply the best game in Wild West setting.

"Games are bad, they make you mad!" I miss the days when we could have games with lots of crude humor.

The game is fun to play thanks to many classes, you can choose a character that suits your playstyle. Cartoon graphics looks good and you can customize your character with a nice hat. And it's free! But sadly most hats are not.

Game is very good-looking and the story is very engaging, not to mention lengthy. And variety of gameplay in alternating stealthy, exploration and intense combat sections makes sure the player is entertained.

Thrilling story, memorable characters and flawless stylistic make this game a worthy successor to the previous masterpiece.

A Day in My Life
by camXmile the Saint
I woke up at noon. No point in waking up too early. I went down the stairs to say hi to the gang. On my way to the wardrobe I ran into some stripers who were doing... what stripers do. What to wear today? What to wear... The usual I guess! A purple thong, with little red hearts, nip covers, red, cute red horns from a Halloween costume and high heels, purple of course. It matches my hair color perfectly. Okay... What's next? I think I'll grab my best friend Shaundi and just drive. So I picked her up at Friendly Fire Store. I love this place by the way. Who would've thought they'd actually manage to smuggle a full auto AK-47 with armor-piercing ammo for me? So I and Shaundi decided to go to the club. Sadly I ran over a pedestrian (or rather seven of them, but who counts) and we needed a new car. I hijacked an old 4-door muscle car. I love the noise it makes, so I put a pedal to the metal and it roared like a very angry bear. It's a shame they don't make cars like this anymore. I tuned the radio to rock music station. And then I heard strange noise behind me. Turned out there was one more passenger in the back seat! We took him hostage and demanded a ransom. So we were driving like crazy waiting for money to be collected when... Cops all over the place! After a few minutes of driving in the wrong lane I realised that the drawbridge up ahead was raised. Shandi was hanging out of the window pouring hot lead onto cops who were chasing us. I shouted to her to buckle up and pressed nitrous button. Next moment all we saw was blue sky...
We landed nicely and stopped few blocks away from the bridge. There was no sign of a chase. The message on my cellphone informed me that ransom was collected so we released the hostage. Guess what? He started punching me! I pulled out my purple bat shaped like a huge dong and quickly dealt with him landing a couple of smashing blows to his face. It's so useful, I love it. Never leave home without one. And a cop showed up. Nice timing! He asked me to sign my mugshot. Very funny. I pointed my Shark-O-Matic at him and pulled the trigger. A giant sewers shark jumped out of the manhole and ripped him apart in a blink of an eye. Pierce called and said that there's an unguarded tank just around the corner! I decided it would be a great addition to my car collection! It wasn't hard to find it. I jumped inside and drove around shooting cars and helicopters until we got to the club. I walked in and told Pierce to pay the Captain and move the tank to the garage. Cops disappeared. The show just started, strippers were pole dancing, we grabbed the drinks and started relaxing after such a busy day. Now this is life. And remember - there's a Saint in all of us.

The hilarious characters, solid story, enjoyable game mechanics and cool stylistic make this my favorite game of the series.