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I just wanted to play some chess...

Mafia: The City of Lost Heaven was like messing with the neighbour's wife and Mafia: Definitive Edition is like messing with his daughter 18 years later, but she insisted on using the condom and that completely ruined everything.
New game looks great but sadly loses to old game in every other aspect. Music was better, apart from main theme, looks like they've searched for generic 1930s music and added it. Gameplay was more interesting, you could carry more guns and shoot freely while driving the car. I like old actors cast more. They added a bunch of nonsense dialogue lines on feminism, profanity, etc. And one last final nail into the coffin - the scene with Sarah is gone. And in our age of flourishing adult entertainment industry sexual themes censorship looks really inappropriate especially in a game that's about prostitution, alcohol contraband, and murders.
P. S. And as a final insult to the fans of the original who really put the effort to complete the game on classic difficulty they played african-american rap song in the end. Disgrace.

For Honor is a failure because of developers' shocking incompetence. For a success all they needed to do is dress girl characters in barely visible medieval armour print bikinis, shape their breasts like pairs of overinflated volleyball balls and add jiggle physics. Those games that don't have cute girls have to fight for gamers' attention with double effort, e. g. adding roulette with rare items. Where is my purely cosmetic Legendary Sword of Doom, only obtainable through opening a hundred weapon crates each worth a hundred dollars? Or they could've created a game with interesting story and addictive gameplay. But none of that is in this game. No honour either. There's lots of asphalt though, as if scriptwriter's previous job title was road worker.

Playing the game I couldn't help the growing and inescapable feeling of disgust and repulsion towards the game and its creators. The story is rather dumb and cliché and overall stylistic is messy and unappealing.

Victorian England is one of my favourite settings, you almost can't go wrong picking this time period for a game, movie, etc. Yet creators of this game failed miserably. This game was made out of necessity rather than genuine enthusiasm. A number of programmers had finished working on Deus Ex: Human Revolution and were lazily roaming around the office drinking coffee. So publisher had to assign them to some other task. And then they remembered that there's a Thief franchise and people are kinda asking for the next game. They cobbled together a new team from idling employees and they created this talentless, boring, stupid... and don't get me started on the plot because it is idiotic!

Rogue is a lazy reskin of Black Flag. It was made by Ubisoft's novice programmers while the main team was creating Unity and the result is tasteless and uninspired.

Razortron 2000 is a good little game that resembles what games in the 80s were actually like.

I love GRID 2 and I wanted more of it so naturally when Autosport came out I got it (and all of its DLCs) but no matter how much I wanted to like it I couldn't. There's something about car handling that to me just feels wrong. I was winning races but playing it was exhausting and tiresome.
In my GRID 2 review I compared it to old NFS titles. This comparison would be quite true for Autosport, only it resembles features of Carbon and ProStreet such as orders to your teammates and long circuit events. However, those titles weren't the best in the series and in my view Autosport doesn't benefit from those features. Game lost the sense of variety, the pace at which tracks and types of events were provided in GRID 2 was just right. I was never bored of too many circuit races or other events. In Autosport you're just driving in circles seemingly forever. They added a requested cockpit view but it's so badly detailed and blurry it belongs to a free-to-play mobile game, not a quality product. The voice acting is nice, but soundtrack is dull and generic like last time.

The locations are bland and uninteresting to explore and there's nothing really to explore because of how small the maps are. You can't enter most of the buildings. Can't drive vehicles. What, the virus also affects gasoline somehow? The story is boring, stupid and barely there. Gameplay is dull and unrewarding and braindead bullet-spongy hostiles are just ridiculous. Avoid.

This game has a more complex gameplay compared to other tiles matching games. There're different characters, costumes, skills however if you're looking for kinky stuff this game has little to offer even with the patch. Also aesthetics are a bit off. Still a nice time spending if you like this genre.