Senaste recensioner av Calvin

It was a very cute game and I hope the creator makes a lot more.

+rep guy called me the n word over a mad milk

Let's have a nice little chat, a cup of wild berry tea, and a weed burrito.

Personally, I am a massive fan of MMORPGs of all types; whether it be a sword, fists, verbal abuse, or magic.

This will be my first official serious review of this game due to the amount of passion and love for every minute I put in to every minute I will put in!

We'll start off with GRAPHICS - The scenery is to revive for with all sorts of environments from desert to snow to jungle; the effects and visual standards for this masterpiece are way above average!

On to DIFFICULTY - The difficulty is definitely above average where you can't just stand still and spam abilities, especially when it comes to dungeons and swarms of enemies!

Let's talk about LENGTH - As long and semi-hard as it may be, it doesn't ♥♥♥ without astounding results! At 27 hours, learning the game, I made it to level 40 in Early Access. I am very unaware of how far the leveling goes but I expect at least 200 hours before I'm max level and 1000 more before I 100% the entire game. There's enough content to satisfy your needs!

It wouldn't be a review without GAMEPLAY - The gameplay in Lost Ark has the most concentrated and entrancing combat style I have ever seen! Every class looks amazing when they fight using their own personal abilities branching off into buffs for those abilities and even different types of presets to use between PvP and PvE!

And now on to the amazing STORY - I wasn't paying attention!

Scientifically proven that this game is 10x more addictive than artificial sugar which artificial sugar is 8x more addictive than cocaine!

I'm willing to wait the few hours after estimated launch for this masterpiece of a game!

CS:GO is a fun game that has been brought up to the very top by its community. It was a normal day for me. The shower was off and I had just risen from my bed. The computer sat there mocking me and I felt the stench of my uncle passing through the hallway. My middle and index finger slowly unbuttoning my beanie. The milk seeping from the roof. I knew it was time to play competitive for the first time. With my thigh blasters strapped on and ready to demolish my foes, I quickly queued up for some competitive on every map. That's when I was asked to ready up for Mirage. My toes curling at the thought of my entire team depending on my nectar to win the game enthralled me with such careful excitement. My fingers trembled as my pushed my push-to-speak button. I whispered "Rush B". The gentle souls whispered back "throwing smoke". The entire map seemed as if a fog rolled over my vision. I could not see. There was a gentle touch against my hip as I spun around to see a counter terrorist meeting my gaze. His eyes filled with star dust from the most delicate of suns reaped my defense and depowered me of any ability to defend myself. He quickly crab walked up to my ear and put his six inch blade deep into my skin. The piercing of flesh lowered my health bar as I screamed. My cold dead body lays on the sandstone pavement and my blood spills from every hole.
That's when I knew that it was only the beginning.

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. If I were to waste my entire life on a game, it would be this one. I have played this game naked for days and I feel enlightened by its warm heavenly embrace. God I miss my wife. This game is the absolute pinnacle of evolution and I wish I gave birth to it.
jellybeans.jpeg - Only true players will understand the joke.

Pros
-Open World
-Moderately Difficult
-Easy-To-Use Gameplay
-Somewhat Terrifying
-Potential & Insight For Expansions/Updates
Cons
-Bad English
-Small Bugs
-Boring Story

Summary - This game has a lot of potential using the concept of games like Subnautica in which you simply have to survive on an alien planet. The game play mechanics are simple to use and the encounters with the game itself is not too easy or too difficult. Right now I wouldn't say it's worth $60.00 like one of the top games but with a few fixes and rewriting of the story along with a fix on the English it would be a near perfect game. I also see an update opportunity for multiplayer servers as there wouldn't be any conflict based on the single player game play. This is definitely worth the $10 (as of now) if you would enjoy a game in the genre of Subnautica and similar games.