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calcyon

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If there ever was a Creator, he surely made this world too large. This is inconvenient for us small, fearful humans. For all the world’s vastness, we can’t measure the distance between ourselves. There’s 7 billion of us, yet still…everyone is all alone. That’s why we’re all frantically searching for that one person we need no distance from.

->Low Master - EUW, Challenger EUNE - League of Legends, former online analyst for Denial eSports EU for 2 months in 2015 before and during summer challenger series
->Masters - Starcraft 2 as soon as Masters was added.
->#3,500 in osu! standard and #800 in osu! mania
->GE in CS:GO
->4x glad (3x warrior, 1x shaman), top rating 3030 in 3v3 season 8 (Outland US and later EU) - World of Warcraft - quit season 10 in cataclysm
->Low Diamond - Overwatch (3050 peak)
->Rank 100+ LLSIF
->My KZ stats - http://www.kzstats.com/players/1191695811/ (still waiting for my WR ( ≧Д≦) )
->115-120WPM - http://data.typeracer.com/pit/profile?user=calcyon I could peak 130WPM at one point but I can't type that fast anymore
Also played stepmania for 3 years and a huge enthusiast of touhou !

What didja just call me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Carlton, and I have over 300 slabs of XXXX drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse towards umpires and I am the top snag eater in the entire city of Carlton. You are nothing to me but a Collingwood fan. I will drop ya the ♥♥♥♥ out with VB bottles the likes of which has never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting Malcolm Turnbull and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder, mate. The thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with by smashed bottle of VB and a cricket bat. Not only am I extensively trained in dropping pricks, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to hit ya for out of the outback, you prick. If only ya coulda known what ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ya and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, mate.

My LJ bind if anyone wants it :
alias +LJw "+duck; +jump; -forward; +klook"; alias -LJw "-duck; -jump; -klook"
if you need an explanation on how it works, feel free to msg me

KZ ♥♥♥♥ nobody cares about :
[KZ] Calcyon jumped 355.1788 units with a MultiBhop [8 Strafes | 380.000 Pre | 436.397 Max | Height 58.8 | 7 Bhops | 89% Sync]
#. Sync Gained Lost MaxSpeed AirTime
1. 90% 9.888 21.125 390.977 15%
2. 89% 7.576 0.025 398.528 9%
3. 80% 7.455 0.000 405.983 13%
4. 100% 5.018 0.000 411.002 5%
5. 78% 5.489 0.000 416.491 11%
6. 100% 6.418 0.000 422.910 11%
7. 83% 7.715 0.000 430.625 13%
8. 94% 5.772 0.000 436.397 17%

[KZ] Calcyon is now #4 in the Multi-Bunnyhop Top 20! [355.178 units]

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