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⠀⠀⠀⠀:needy_octopus: 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢
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You feel pain from darkness you never wished for.
Even this appearance is hideous...

And in the sky filled with black birds,
You, who sparkle a bright gold, are Soleil.

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Brawlhalla developer (Illustrator) who loves Dark Souls, magical girls, TTRPGs, and RPGs.
Probably too neurotic.
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⠀⠀⠀𝐍𝐨. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞.

⠀⠀⠀𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭. 𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬. 𝐃𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞.

⠀⠀⠀𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡. 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 – 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 *𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞* 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞.

⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞.

⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐨𝐰 *𝐧𝐨𝐭* 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞? 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬.

⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬: 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 -- 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬.

⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 *𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞* 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐎𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.

⠀⠀⠀𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 – 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐋𝐞𝐭’𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬.
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𝖤𝗋𝗂𝖼 - “𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨’𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗍. 𝖶𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗇𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌.”

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𝖪𝖺𝖾𝗄𝖺𝖾 - "𝖨𝖿 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾, 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾! 𝖭𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌..."

𝖢𝗒𝗋𝗎𝗌 - “𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗏𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖾. 𝖲𝗈 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇’𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇’𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗌.”

𝖪𝗂𝗒𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗂 - “𝖨 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗎𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝖨 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾.”

𝖡𝖾𝖺 - “𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗁𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍.”

𝖠𝗋𝗇𝖺𝖻 - "𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗇𝗈 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽. 𝖨 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗀𝗈 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖻𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿. 𝖭𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗌, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖻𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎, 𝗌𝗈 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾."

𝖯𝖺𝗎𝗅 - “𝖨𝗍’𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝖺𝗂𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒. 𝖤𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀.”

𝖳𝖺𝗓𝖺 - "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄? 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗏𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗂𝗍."

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𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍 - "𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌. 𝖨’𝗆 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖨 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇’𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝖻𝗒𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽.”
Comments
Birgerius 4 Feb @ 12:59pm 
love your artwork :wnheart:
Ranky de Crab! #FreeHimwy 30 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32pm 
damn ur pic is insanee. +rep
bleach 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:35pm 
+rep taught me how to eat ramen
snoball 20 Jul, 2021 @ 9:58pm 
decent rafting partner and shark bait
7/10, would get stranded on a deserted island again
jellyf!sh 21 Nov, 2020 @ 2:49pm 
This was my grandmother's recipe. She made us drink it. Many fond memories. Serve warm in mugs with whipped cream and marshmallows for an extra treat.

Step 1
Cut off the ends of the banana peels. Bring water to a boil in a large pot. Add 1 banana peel to boiling water. Turn off heat, cover, and wait for 10 minutes. Add 1 more banana peel. Wait 10 more minutes. Stir to incorporate flavors. Strain into mugs and serve warm.
snoball 26 Sep, 2020 @ 1:32am 
DIRECTIONS
Wash onions, trim ends and remove outer layer (keep whole).
Cook in salted boiling water for 30- 50 minutes (depending on size of onions) until soft and onion layers start to 'come apart'.
Drain water, and toss onions w/ margarine, sugar, salt and pepper.
You can make this recipe a day or 2 in advance, store in fridge, and heat up in microwave just before serving.