Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
ㅤ* Man: Doctor, I've just swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Man: A little down in the mouth.
ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe