YOU [2]?!
AT THIS RATE [Prince] WILL BECOME [the Jolly Fat Man]!!
AND WE CAN'T [Account Balance: 0.00] THAT
WORRY NOT [Future Entrepreneur]
YOUR [Elf from another Workshop] NOËL
HAS YOUR BACK
I'LL LET YOU JOIN THE [GIFT]AWAY FREE OF CHARGE
[All I want for Christmas is] FROM YOU IN [Currency Exchange] IS TO GO TO [The Bombman's] OFFICE AND TAKE A [Nifty Pair] OF KEYS
WITH THOSE WE CAN GO TO [Santa's Workshop] AND [Safe Crackin' for Dummies] TO GET ALL THE [Product: Out of Stock] WE'LL EVER NEED!!

Oh...
IF THAT'S THE [Jewellery Case] THEN
I SUPPOSE [Blind Coal] IS A [POWEEEEEEEEEEER]FUL CHOICE
AS A GIFT
IT KEEPS YOU [Hot hot hot!] WHEN PUT IN A
APPLY SOME PRESSURE TO THAT [Bad Boy~]
AND YOU GET [Cubic Zirconium]
OR IN RARE CASES
THE BEAUTIFUL
THE BRILLIANT
[Product: Out of Stock]
YOU WANT [Product: Out of Stock]
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T??
WELL DO I GOT AN [Oprtuneetee] FOR [Hard-Working Elves] LIKE YOU
THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A [n all you can eat buffet] WITHOUT
GETTING SPOTTED BY [Santa's Caribous]??
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS [Send Mail] TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS [Yuletide] [GIFT]AWAY

[C240H90O4NS]?
ONLY [Naughty Naughty] [Peoples] GET THOSE!!
IT'S THE SYMBOL OF [Justice] [Transformers] AND [HP Restored]
SANTA [hand] THEM OUT TO [Bad Childer] TO [Forgive me] FOR THE RESPECTIVE [Jahr]
HOPING THAT THEY WILL BE [Gut] THE NEXT YEAR!!

IF THIS PLAN SUCCEEDEDS I WILL HAVE [Santa trapped in a box] TO GIVE ME [Milk & Cookies]!!
BUT WHY MERRLY TRAP SANTA WHEN I CAN [become] SANTA
THEN EVERYONE WILL GIVE ME MILK AND COOKIES FOR [the gift of giving]!!

Is it right to think that life will give you a lemon? Do not cook lemons. Restore the life of a lemon. Crazy ‘I do not want your lemon. What do I have, come and have fun in the world? Let life be a painful day when you thought you would give a lemon to Johnson. You know who I am, who burned down your house. I'm a lemon!

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