I'm "Accidentally in Love" with Shrek :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLWf6rYyPs

Shrek is the one he is our call,
For he is my love and my soul,
He is the light to my darkness,
The darkness to my light,
He will bring the World to the end,
Shrek is our love, Shrek is our life.

please refrain from fan fiction comments you pervs ...

It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

I can't look at him without blushing. The tingling across my skin, I can't help it. His eyes..they pierce me...I can't look away. Green as the Everglades. His skin mirroring the same hue. I wish for him to look at me and only me. Please. Once again. Fart in my face.