erm... buddy... I'm your worst nightmare

who even are u again?

ew i just saw ur face

bragging about beating my 40% winrate gooner elo abrams, literally my worst hero

literally higher mmr than this goon & played pro & make more money & lift more

+rep bro stroked tf out my ego

i made a nice comfy spot in this low elo snark chungus redditors head from saying 4 words "double-solo ult" and "assisted". he threw the rest of the match trying to kill me

look at bigshot deadlock boy over here with his nouns sponsorship. guess that makes you a pronoun now, huh? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liberals

unprivate your profile big boy

Literal low IQ child. Feels bad to be this challenged

Bro, this guy has pages and pages of people saying he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but he acts like he's the next Einstein in-game.

Would be funny if everyone didn't waste their time.

-rep baiter and expects to be carried but doesn't want to carry own weight

thanks bro

I have spent 32 years perfecting the art of jiu jitsu... this aint the looneytunes universe bro, you're not going to drop an anvil on my head, i'm going to lay you out on the pavement.... rearrange your jaw a little

bro you are not good at games man

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this guy is a troll

This dude is weird, plain and simple. Has a stupid funky bong voice and doesn't shut up over comms, said he'd hack my computer if I didn't stop "trolling" him, then called his mom when I told him to shut up. TBH rate 4/10.

-rep, too good at sniper

-rep is from Pennsylvania

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

cummies are poggies

WE PLAYED RANKED GLORY HOLE TOGETHER AND CAME ADD ME!

you wanna get murdered?

you wanna ssh into my pc?

i have your ip address

hell yeah brother I love floridians and there huge gators!

+rep you will seldom find someone as magnanimous as him :)

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LOL

The guy below was flaming me for saying "Have a great week!" in Spanish.

As the previous comments state, this man is trash. Simply just trash. He doesnt play as a team and runs off to do his own thing, which ultimately leads to his failure. He was so salty that he took time out of his precious day to write a comment on my profile, so i decided to do the same to repay him. 2/10 would not play with again. Have a great day :)

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-rep ate my ass wrong

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Elijah at a grocery store in Philadelphia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥and bother him and ask him for a quickie or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your lucky I didn't get wario ware you piece of ♥♥♥♥ thag ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog bailed you out more times then your family has had to bail you out of jail you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ass I was playing with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ usb steering wheel at 700 ping and I still kicked your ass lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ die

the french are gay

+rep kind and wise trader :)

I saw Elijah at a grocery store in Philadelphia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a quickie or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

cool dude

+rep, good trader.

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Blueberries...

He'll make ya feel good for 5$ and a turkey sandwich.

+rep Better trader then dealer, plus we went on an irl trip to the stirp club. Damn you Crank now im hooked on snorting cocain off of stripper's asses!