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I passed out in my friend's basement on a futon and woke up to him nailing his girlfriend on the floor beside me. He mouthed "Go back to sleep" so I rolled over. I heard everything. Every. Thing.
That's when I mouthed to him "I wasn't sleeping", and he just smiled at me. It was about that time that I realized his girlfriend was about 500 ft tall and from the paleolithic era. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch Ness Monster ain't getting my tree fiddy!