"The NY Times is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post
is read by the people who think they run the country. The National Enquirer
is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country..."
-- Robert J Woodhead (trebor@biar.UUCP)
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Peace is much more precious than a piece of land... let there be no more wars.
-- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981
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Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
-- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody"
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Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
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With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
-- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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Schlattwhapper, n.:
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
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