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Proud registered sex offender

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

joe

(Title Card with Main Theme music)

(Footsteps) (Crush) I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this… is my weapon.

She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds…

(Cut) (Laughing)

(Cut) Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright…Who touched my gun!?

(Cut) Some people think they can outsmart me (Hm). Maybe, (sniff) maybe…

(Quiet lip smack) I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

(Transition) (Rapid Gunfire) (Main Theme Plays in Background) Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some mooooorrre!

(Music Stops & Screen Cuts To Black)

Heheh… Cry some more…

(Main Theme plays at 1:06 in the song)

(Team Fortress 2)

Give me money.