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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 10:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:12pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 6:40am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 5:45am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:34am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:37am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:45am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:33am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:27am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 6:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:22am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 7:07am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 6:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:31am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 5:09am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:57am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 6:31am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2014 @ 6:29am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:17pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:36am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:20am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 4:44am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:01am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:53am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 8:07am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 6:57am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 6:26am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:39am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 7:40am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2014 @ 7:09am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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