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So, you have decided that your wallet is over-rated and your mental health is optional? Then i've got good news! There is a game just for you, just ignore all the other gatcha games out there as this one is the oddest.

Firstly, break up with ur GF/BF, then cut your ties with your family except for your dad as you might need to ask for a loan to pull for a limited banner. Lastly, dont forget to stop paying taxes as that can interfere with your savings for the next C6 simulacra.

After you have done all of the above you can install the game, but be careful there might be issues as Tencent might want to abduct you while you sleep and make u work in a Black Stone mine. On the other hand, you can always sacrifice your college fund to buy better social credit to increase your SSR simulacra odds from 0.20% to 0.201%.

Only people who can achieve all of that are permmited to start the tutorial, otherwise your graphics card might start to have a durability bar!

Good Luck and (Maybe) Have Fun

Do you lie to yourself about being lonely? Do you buy copium in trucks? Are you trying to perhaps get brain-rot? Well, Destiny 2 Virgin Simulator is for you! This game is great from all the Raids that you gonna do with your non-existent friends to all those solo Flawless Crucible runs you are going to attempt only to give up an hour later.

If you play this game check the Terms of Service first, I'm pretty sure they ask you to donate your family in exchange for good Raid loot RNG

Have you ever felt like your life is meaning less and you yourself are worthless? If you have then i got a game for you! One of the best FPS games in the world and a leading cause of suicide. Rainbow Six Siege will prove that you are a useless human being and should uninstall Windows from your PC. But if you survive till Platinum rank or beyond then you can apply for President-ship. Otherwise GOOD LUCK finding a suitable therapist to help your newly acquired mental illness!

After years of Cocaine addiction i have found a better replacement. X4 is like a Space-Sim where everything you do lets you do something cooler right after. Grind? Farming? Long Travel? YES and more things to waste your lifetime on, BUT you are gonna enjoy every f**king second of it!

Thank god for EAC!
Now i can finally return to Ranked mode to get my Diamond rank back from those sweaty aimbotters. I am greatful that i am protected from hackers in this new season of Apex Legends!
EAC in VRChat on the otherhand? ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea that managed to annoy more people than Bethesda annoyed with Fallout 76!

[10/10] - After 30 or 40 rooms i managed to pass my End of Year Advanced Mathematical exams first try. Helps with physics in space and history in Egypt. Community will teach you everything from how to survive in the jungle to how to make Napalm. Also dope daily picks keep you close to the game and far from touching grass!

Game made specifically for tryhards, you can seriously rust people in multiplayer into oblivion. Never gets easy and will entertain you for months at a time. Cof-throw is still OP so good luck chucking those knifes everywhere!

Greatest VR title ive ever tried! Made by Gamers for Gamers

Not friendly to Newcomers, if u havent played before dont play now!

Great game, The ranking system works very well and the eSports scene is very fun. Be More Cracked.to